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Energy of the Day April 15, 2015

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Energy of the Day
Wednesday
April 15, 2015

Numerology – 4+1+5+2+0+1+5 equals 18 or 9; meaning “Completion”

Astrology – “The Day of Human Definition” – 26 degrees Aries, New Moon

Tarot Card – the 15th card of “The Devil”; desires for security, money, and passion

13 Moon Calender – 10 Planetary Moon

Wednesday – Tax Day

Planet: Mercury

Color: Emerald Green

Chakra: 6th Third Eye

Element: Air

Minerals: Emeralds, Sodalite, Indigolite, Sapphire

Energy Quality: Healing, Abundance

Spirit Guides: Archangel Raphael, Mother Mary, Hilarian

Mayan Day Count –

Kin 225: 4 Chicchan: balance energies of anger, power, justice, kundalini

Direction: East

Color: Red

Body : Nervous System, Kundalini, DNA

Power Animal: Feathered Serpent

Planet: Asteroid Belt

4= Structure; practical, down to earth, and a strong sense of justice

Daily Inspiration: To All Male Taxpayers from the IRS

Notice of Increase of Tax Payment

The only thing that has not been taxed yet is your penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is pissed off, 20% of the time it is hard up, and 10%

of the time it is in the hole. On top of this, it has two dependents and both are nuts.

Accordingly, as of April 15, 2015, your penis will be taxed according to size.

To determine your tax liability, please consult the chart below and confirm this information on

page 2, section 7, line 3, on standard form 1040;

10-16 inches Luxury Tax $100.

8-10 inches Pole Tax $60.

5-8 inches Privilege Tax $30.

4-5 inches Nuisance Tax $10.

Please note: anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.

Please do not ask for an extension!!!

Additionally, males exceeding 12 inches must file under Capital Gains.

Sincerely,
Peter Checker
Internal Revenue Service

 

With Love, Mary

 

Energy of the Day April 15, 2015

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