It’s About Time
Energy of the Day
Wednesday April 15, 2015
Numerology – 4+1+5+2+0+1+5 equals 18 or 9; meaning “Completion”
Astrology – “The Day of Human Definition” – 26 degrees Aries, New Moon
Tarot Card – the 15th card of “The Devil”; desires for security, money, and passion
13 Moon Calender – 10 Planetary Moon
Wednesday – Tax Day
Color: Emerald Green
Chakra: 6th Third Eye
Minerals: Emeralds, Sodalite, Indigolite, Sapphire
Energy Quality: Healing, Abundance
Spirit Guides: Archangel Raphael, Mother Mary, Hilarian
Mayan Day Count –
Kin 225: 4 Chicchan: balance energies of anger, power, justice, kundalini
Body : Nervous System, Kundalini, DNA
Power Animal: Feathered Serpent
Planet: Asteroid Belt
4= Structure; practical, down to earth, and a strong sense of justice
Daily Inspiration: To All Male Taxpayers from the IRS
Notice of Increase of Tax Payment
The only thing that has not been taxed yet is your penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is pissed off, 20% of the time it is hard up, and 10%
of the time it is in the hole. On top of this, it has two dependents and both are nuts.
Accordingly, as of April 15, 2015, your penis will be taxed according to size.
To determine your tax liability, please consult the chart below and confirm this information on
page 2, section 7, line 3, on standard form 1040;
10-16 inches Luxury Tax $100.
8-10 inches Pole Tax $60.
5-8 inches Privilege Tax $30.
4-5 inches Nuisance Tax $10.
Please note: anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.
Please do not ask for an extension!!!
Additionally, males exceeding 12 inches must file under Capital Gains.
Internal Revenue Service
With Love, Mary
Energy of the Day April 15, 2015